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The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
Remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy
Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in
The display window?"


The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work
Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for
$19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced
Barbie for $265.95".


The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?"


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir...,"Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's
Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends"
MommysLittleMonster
QUOTE ($poorsledder$ @ Sep 4 2007, 08:56 AM) *
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir...,"Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's
Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends"

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