A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel
it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly helpmankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?