What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.
Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."
How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piņata party.
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.
Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.
How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.
Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.
How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.
Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.
Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.
Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.
What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.
What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!
Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.
What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.
How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.
Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.
What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.
What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.
What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.
Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.
Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don't.
Whats the differance between Afghanistan and Christmas?
Christmas will be here this year.
Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.
Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.
What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.
What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.
What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."
Full Version: Racist Jokes
Your a sick fuck..
Fuck you!
It's actually damn funny! haha
It's actually damn funny! haha
lol, its funny because its true. :smilielol:
At least someone agree's with me! haha
QUOTE (-Rochester420- @ Apr 24 2007, 06:55 PM) 
At least someone agree's with me! haha
BTW: nice sig there :smilielol:
Damn funny HUH 
Thanks for supply'n it!
Thanks for supply'n it!
This aint a joke!
It's a man!!!!!
It's a man!!!!!
QUOTE (-Rochester420- @ Apr 24 2007, 07:07 PM)
Damn funny HUH
Thanks for supply'n it!
Thanks for supply'n it!
no problem bro' just wish I could videotape them sometime,, people would piss their pants from laughing so hard :1rof1:
A couple more! 
What do you call African engineering?
A Nigger-rig!
What is the best way to blow a gang-nigger?
Pack his fat lips full of gunpowder and light his AFRO on fire!
How do you tell if a gangbanger is well hung?
When you can't get more than two fingers between the rope and it's neck.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A real stupid gorilla!
How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white woman?
Toss the apes a basketball or shoot them!
Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at the million man march?
Forgot to look in the trees.
What do niggers and apples have in common?
Both look dammed good hanging from trees!
What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a chink?
A ape that eats a hell of a lot of rice.
How do you get 20 niggers into the backseat of a Yugo?
Toss in a welfare check!
What is always the best way to look at a gangster nigger?
Through a rifle scope!
What was missing from the million man march? 30 miles of chain and an auctioneer.
How do u save a drowning nigger?
You don't.
What do u throw a drowning nigger?
Wife and kids.
How do u drown a nigger?
Pop his lip.
Why do niggers have upturned pig noses?
That's where God held them when he painted them.
Why are their no niggers in the cartoon the Flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys at that time.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a wetback?
A monkey that speaks spanish.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
To sell crack to the children at the other school.
What did the 13 yr. old nigger whore say while screwing?
Get off me daddy your crushing my cigarettes!
Why do gangbangers call European-Americans whitey?
Because that's the last sound they hear as whitey runs them over!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a jew?
A mulatto conman.
Whats the difference between good niggers and bad niggers?
Good niggers are locked up in the medium security prison.
What's a real good way to kill a nigger?
Toss a bucket of chicken into the middle of the freeway!
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'.
What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill?
A mudslide!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast!
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!
What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape!
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job!
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's!
Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works!
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse!
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confetti!
How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken!
What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face!
What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff
with one empty seat?
A crying shame!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one!
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Use more napalm!
What's the best way to keep gangbangers out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front yard!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a faggot?
African shitdick.
What should you do if you accidentally run over a nigger?
Throw the truck into reverse!
How many niggers does it take to roof a house?
8 if you cut the apes just right!
Why do whites shop at nigger yard sales?
To get back their possessions.
What is the safest place to be during a nigger-riot?
At work because Niggers are lazy!
What do you call 4 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Pollution!
What do you call 40,000 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
solution!
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives
dodging a coat hanger.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!
Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.
What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
Chocolate chips.
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.
What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.
How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.
How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
Who the fuck cares why is he out of the cotton field?
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 niggers?
Warden.
Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can get away from the niggers.
How do you baby-sit a baby nigger?
Wet the animals lips and stick it to a window!
How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to hold it in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around him.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a indian?
An Alcoholic chimp.
What is tattooed inside every niggers lip?
inflate to 80 P.S.I.!
What is the difference between an old nigger bitch and a elephant?
About twenty pounds!
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim
Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey
What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits!
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brando
Why do police dogs lick their asses so much?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!
What do niggers say while having sex?
If you's scream white bitch I's kill ya!
What is the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
Snow tires don't sing when you slap the chains on them.
What do you call a nigger with a I.Q. of 15?
Gifted.
A nigger with a I.Q. of 150?
Tribe.
What's the definition of the great American dream?
All the niggers go back to Africa with a mexican and a jew under each arm.
What do you call 100 parachuting niggers?
Skeet!
What's the difference between a truckload of nigger babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What's black, tan, brown and red?
My Doberman chewing up a gangbanger.
Why did all the niggers really die in Vietnam?
When the Sergeant said: "get down!" The niggers started to dance.
What's green, pink and purple and orange?
A nigger all dressed up for church!
How do you tell that a nigger was shot in the head?
By the hole in his ghetto-blaster!
How many men does it take to carry a niggers coffin?
Eight, six to carry the coffin and two to carry the ghetto-blaster!
Why did the ape commit suicide?
He heard that he might have evolved from a nigger!
How do you get the gangbanger out of a tree?
cut the rope!
What do the skins and steroids have in common?
Both make niggers run real fast!
What do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead gangbanger?
Skid marks in front of the dog; burn out patch in front of the gangbanger!
Why did "Wacko Jacko" go to Kmart?
Because he heard that little boys pants were half off!
What do you call one white guy surrounded by three niggers?
Victim!
Why don't sharks attack niggers?
Sharks think that niggers are whale shit!
How was break dancing first invented?
Little gang-niggers trying to steal hubcaps off moving cars!
How many gang-bangers does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw the monkey hard enough!
What's the best way to starve a nigger?
Hide the monkeys food stamps under his work boots!
What do you call a unborn baby nigger?
Janitor in a can!
Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.
How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
What is the primary reason for the US prison system?
Nigger control!
What do you call African engineering?
A Nigger-rig!
What is the best way to blow a gang-nigger?
Pack his fat lips full of gunpowder and light his AFRO on fire!
How do you tell if a gangbanger is well hung?
When you can't get more than two fingers between the rope and it's neck.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A real stupid gorilla!
How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white woman?
Toss the apes a basketball or shoot them!
Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at the million man march?
Forgot to look in the trees.
What do niggers and apples have in common?
Both look dammed good hanging from trees!
What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a chink?
A ape that eats a hell of a lot of rice.
How do you get 20 niggers into the backseat of a Yugo?
Toss in a welfare check!
What is always the best way to look at a gangster nigger?
Through a rifle scope!
What was missing from the million man march? 30 miles of chain and an auctioneer.
How do u save a drowning nigger?
You don't.
What do u throw a drowning nigger?
Wife and kids.
How do u drown a nigger?
Pop his lip.
Why do niggers have upturned pig noses?
That's where God held them when he painted them.
Why are their no niggers in the cartoon the Flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys at that time.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a wetback?
A monkey that speaks spanish.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
To sell crack to the children at the other school.
What did the 13 yr. old nigger whore say while screwing?
Get off me daddy your crushing my cigarettes!
Why do gangbangers call European-Americans whitey?
Because that's the last sound they hear as whitey runs them over!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a jew?
A mulatto conman.
Whats the difference between good niggers and bad niggers?
Good niggers are locked up in the medium security prison.
What's a real good way to kill a nigger?
Toss a bucket of chicken into the middle of the freeway!
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'.
What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill?
A mudslide!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast!
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!
What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape!
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job!
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's!
Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works!
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse!
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confetti!
How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken!
What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face!
What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff
with one empty seat?
A crying shame!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one!
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Use more napalm!
What's the best way to keep gangbangers out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front yard!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a faggot?
African shitdick.
What should you do if you accidentally run over a nigger?
Throw the truck into reverse!
How many niggers does it take to roof a house?
8 if you cut the apes just right!
Why do whites shop at nigger yard sales?
To get back their possessions.
What is the safest place to be during a nigger-riot?
At work because Niggers are lazy!
What do you call 4 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Pollution!
What do you call 40,000 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
solution!
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives
dodging a coat hanger.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!
Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.
What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
Chocolate chips.
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.
What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.
How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.
How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
Who the fuck cares why is he out of the cotton field?
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 niggers?
Warden.
Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can get away from the niggers.
How do you baby-sit a baby nigger?
Wet the animals lips and stick it to a window!
How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to hold it in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around him.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a indian?
An Alcoholic chimp.
What is tattooed inside every niggers lip?
inflate to 80 P.S.I.!
What is the difference between an old nigger bitch and a elephant?
About twenty pounds!
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim
Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey
What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits!
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brando
Why do police dogs lick their asses so much?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!
What do niggers say while having sex?
If you's scream white bitch I's kill ya!
What is the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
Snow tires don't sing when you slap the chains on them.
What do you call a nigger with a I.Q. of 15?
Gifted.
A nigger with a I.Q. of 150?
Tribe.
What's the definition of the great American dream?
All the niggers go back to Africa with a mexican and a jew under each arm.
What do you call 100 parachuting niggers?
Skeet!
What's the difference between a truckload of nigger babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What's black, tan, brown and red?
My Doberman chewing up a gangbanger.
Why did all the niggers really die in Vietnam?
When the Sergeant said: "get down!" The niggers started to dance.
What's green, pink and purple and orange?
A nigger all dressed up for church!
How do you tell that a nigger was shot in the head?
By the hole in his ghetto-blaster!
How many men does it take to carry a niggers coffin?
Eight, six to carry the coffin and two to carry the ghetto-blaster!
Why did the ape commit suicide?
He heard that he might have evolved from a nigger!
How do you get the gangbanger out of a tree?
cut the rope!
What do the skins and steroids have in common?
Both make niggers run real fast!
What do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead gangbanger?
Skid marks in front of the dog; burn out patch in front of the gangbanger!
Why did "Wacko Jacko" go to Kmart?
Because he heard that little boys pants were half off!
What do you call one white guy surrounded by three niggers?
Victim!
Why don't sharks attack niggers?
Sharks think that niggers are whale shit!
How was break dancing first invented?
Little gang-niggers trying to steal hubcaps off moving cars!
How many gang-bangers does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw the monkey hard enough!
What's the best way to starve a nigger?
Hide the monkeys food stamps under his work boots!
What do you call a unborn baby nigger?
Janitor in a can!
Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.
How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
What is the primary reason for the US prison system?
Nigger control!
Lets keep this thread alive!!!!
Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good
How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good
How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Because they're half black and half white, and smell like shit
Why don't niggers marry Mexicans?
Their kids would be too lazy to steal
How many Mexicans can you fit in a Pinto?
20
How do you get them in?
Throw in a five dollar bill.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Did you hear about the two mexicans on "That's Incredible"?
One had auto insurance and the other was an only child.
Why don't mexicans like blow jobs?
They don't like ANY kind of jobs.
What do you get when you cross a mexican and an italian?
guy who makes an offer you can't understand
What do you get when you cross a mexican and a vietnamese?
A car thief that can't drive
Because they're half black and half white, and smell like shit
Why don't niggers marry Mexicans?
Their kids would be too lazy to steal
How many Mexicans can you fit in a Pinto?
20
How do you get them in?
Throw in a five dollar bill.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Did you hear about the two mexicans on "That's Incredible"?
One had auto insurance and the other was an only child.
Why don't mexicans like blow jobs?
They don't like ANY kind of jobs.
What do you get when you cross a mexican and an italian?
guy who makes an offer you can't understand
What do you get when you cross a mexican and a vietnamese?
A car thief that can't drive
What do you call an old barn full of black people?
Antique farm equipment!
Antique farm equipment!
This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!!
When I born, I BLACK,
When I grow up, I BLACK,
When I go in sun, I BLACK,
When I cold, I BLACK,
When I scared, I BLACK,
When I sick, I BLACK,
&nb! sp; &nbs p;
And when I die, I still BLACK.
You white folks....
When you born, you PINK,
When you grow up, you WHITE,
When you go in sun, you RED,
When you cold, you BLUE,
When you scared, you YELLOW,
When you sick, you GREEN,
When you bruised, you PURPLE ,
And when you die, you GRAY.
So who you callin' colored folks?
When I born, I BLACK,
When I grow up, I BLACK,
When I go in sun, I BLACK,
When I cold, I BLACK,
When I scared, I BLACK,
When I sick, I BLACK,
&nb! sp; &nbs p;
And when I die, I still BLACK.
You white folks....
When you born, you PINK,
When you grow up, you WHITE,
When you go in sun, you RED,
When you cold, you BLUE,
When you scared, you YELLOW,
When you sick, you GREEN,
When you bruised, you PURPLE ,
And when you die, you GRAY.
So who you callin' colored folks?
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Ain't this ironic...
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